Me: Thank you Sweetheart.
Jack: I'm not Sweetheart, I'm Bill.
When Jack is pretending, he doesn't want to break character.
Another funny one,
Me: Hey Jack.
Jack: Don't call me Jack!
Me: Well then what should I call you?
Jack: Lovey.
And a sweet one,
Jack: Mom do you know why I wipe your kisses off?
Me: No, Why?
Jack: So I can keep them forever.
He's got me wrapped around his little finger.